For this episode of the show we decided to take an indie band called Bear Knuckles down the cage-rage event down at the 'Troxy' in Limehouse. The idea was to get the guys in the ring and get them to do all sorts of fighting stuff with the guys and interview the hot N.U.T.S magazine girls.
The whole place was full of the sort of shaven-headed, steroid fuelled pub-geezers I would generally avoid but after getting inside and getting comfortable (drinking) the prospect didn't seem so bad, there were a loads of half-naked girls about, the fight line-up looked pretty good and, most importantly, the free drinks were flowing . All this seemed pretty win so I decided to hang out past the filming and check out the fight action.
This was the ring before anybody even entered it. At first we were worried about doing any filming inside the ring due to the bloodstains that covered it completely, but we were assured that the fighters had all been tested for the AIDS and the blood was clean enough not to die if (when) anybody ended up getting their faces rubbed in it (the band did).
M.E.R.C.Y. There is none.
Another fallen soldior receives the treatment. Apparently this is the 'safest contact sport' out there today. I spoke to the ambulance guys by the side and they said they had never really seen any really bad injuries the whole time they'd been working the circuit. Worse things (like detatched retinas, bitten off toungues and total brain damage) happen at boxing matches due to the repeated blows to the head, here it's like the bodily damage gets spread more evenly so it's more injurues but less serious ones.Words: His name is Robert Paulson
Photography: Shorrn x
Article was orignally for Don't Panic TV: BearKnuckles go Cage fighting.
8 comments:
Thats a h.a.w.t ass right there. Are UFC guys all rapists like footballers? Maybe swanning around the place looking like the hottest thing evar isn't such a great idea in an arena full of steroid-fuelled fucking apes.
"The ape leaves or I ain't talking"
"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY THAT I CAN'T BEAT OUT OF YOU BACK IN THE BASEMENT?!?!?!?!?!?!!111111//"
The stench was the worst part. Those guys fucking s.t.i.n.k.
We actually got access to the girls locker room. They all looked great with les titas on display but the amount of fucking make-up and hairspray in there meant fapping was impossible.
I asked and they said the apes are allergic to cleansing and beauty products, take the gas away and suddenly an rapist appear!
LOL, I heard you got terrored by one of the beta apes after he got all knocked the fuck out you pussy. Did you even get any pussy I bet even the pussy thought you was too much of a pussy for the pussies pussy.
U cunt.
This shit makes me sick, the whole thing is for roid' head idiots who should just beat themselves to def already........
COME AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE1111111111
FUUUUUUUUUCK ASS!
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