CRASH? BANG! WALLOP£

According to Freud the fear of weapons is a sign of sexual immaturity, the met demonstrated their own (im)maturity level, sexual or otherwise by kicking off the doors and stealing the main exhibit from Art-Kieada's show somewhere near Ron and Reg's old stomping ground last Thursday. The exhibit featured members of the public left, seemingly, alone with an AK47 and no security around, most people just picked it up and posed with it, at least one tried to steal it and lots of people were just there for the free beer. We shecrutely' took shum' picturesh' of people that did cool-looking poses with it.


People talk a lot of shit about our kids being too fat and too violent these days but this little guy couldn't even lift the gun, let alone run riot, take over the slum and become a feared drug lord like the tweleve year olds in Brazil do.




Photos: SHORRN X