DURRRR THEY DO INTERVIEWS WITH PORN STARS AND RUIN PEOPLES LIVES FOR FUN


Turns out we do interviews with porn stars and ruin peoples lives for fun! First I've heard of it but here's an interview with a porn star b2b some random kid's DOX a recently incarcerated friend of ours acquired during standard operations. 


Hey Veronica what's up? Turns out you're the most famous person on DOA. Narrowly beating out Mistabishi who came a respectable second. Why so long no post?

Sorry kids! been super fucking busy! just got to see gnr after waiting for 18 years to see axl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Yeah, Axl's a real arsehole, and what's up with those cornrows? What a dick! Anyway I hear the prostitutes up in Soho take on up to ten unwashed, mainly Arab cocks a day! How does that compare to a pro-vidgirl like yourself?

Girls can shoot once a week or seven days a week, two scenes a day. Depends if you want your asshole to fall out or not. Also depends on how used up you are.

And you climbed your way into the Heff's social circle! Wow, that's like the ram records of porn! You must feel real proud of yourself and your achievement.

I'm going back to playboy on the 5th to promote the relaunch of my official site. I gave a shout out to The Moribund Jungle Vicars last time, funny none of you have sirius to listen!

I don't even know what the hell that means! So what's hot Veronica?

I think its hot when a guy lets a girl fuck his butt....thats hot!

Can you explain this fake jizz business? So like, the girl is on her knees, the camera trained on her cute face, meanwhile someone off camera sprays fake jizz on her face and then they pan back as she's licking it up, then focus on the guys cock like it came from there? What's up with that? Maybe I want my money back... I'm not sure...

Yeah it happens. usually because the girl wont do a creampie or maybe because the guys load isnt big enough.


Okay, well here are the DOX. Thanks Veronica!


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WORDS: THE INTERNET

PICTURE: SWIM

DOX: LULZSEC (lol v&)

5 comments:

GHAZGHULL THRAKAAA said...

fuck off seriously I hate each and every one of you cunts. stalking / trolling here is like pissing into the proverbial ocean of piss, NOW there's scat / sexism / racism on the front page


WHAT DO?

Anonymous said...

where are the DOX? also, did you hear about the lulzsec an hero?

Anonymous said...

BUT WHERE WAS DOX?

GHAZGHULL THRAKAAA said...

i saw it in the metro yesterday, apparently lulzsec is dead and they're all crawling back to anonymous, sorry I mean barrets private army

Anonymous said...

bob foster just found out about lulzsec

http://leisureonly.com/blog/lulzsec-was-cool/

fuck him and his shit new site, who woulda' thunk' platform could have gotten any worse. fuck these cunts, i'd DOS but they're not worth the bandwidth plus it would make them seem relevant in some way