Obviously anybody in an indie band is either a: a desperate fame-seeking wanker, b: a spoilt middle-class wanker or c: a wanker but what about when everybody in the band is all three of these things at once? How are you supposed to get a picture of them for the feature if the guitarist can't stop pleasuring himself for even five seconds? And what type of wanker is worse? The kind that masturbates in his press shots or the kind that's just an irritating, bitching, self-obsessed, spoilt, fucking dickhead, arrogant bitch, thinks we give a fuck, fucking total cunt that thinks she can argue with us on e-mail? Having spent about half an hour with Commanichi (I don't care about the fucking spelling mate) I can categorically say I'd probably put a butcher knife through the neck of the latter before the former but only because we got a decent picture out of him.

WORDS: MARY MUSTAPHA (AND WHAT?)

PHOTO: RORO CHARNEL

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW, someone managed to piss you off. Isn't there another interview from last year with pre when you're literally up their arse the whole time?

GHAZGHULL THRAKAAA said...

FINGS CHANGE INNIT ANON

Anonymous said...

lol, forwarding this to 'keeks' TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!

GHAZGHULL THRAKAAA said...

lol, they'll see it sooner or later anyway

Anonymous said...

WAR! it does suck when bands you really liked turn out to be dicks in all honesty

Anonymous said...

some nice 'objective' reporting there. but let's be honest FITP went down 'the pan' a long time ago, we need more toecutter type shit, bring back NHAFITPT?ICANSYIFWTBLU, know what I mean

Anonymous said...

this is so childish, seriously fuck you fitp - d.e.a.d

Anonymous said...

weren't they supposed to be playing at the flash 333 night. what happened to that and 'uber' wednesdays?

SX said...

going to be dropping the e-mail convo after the drop - shock horror!

fuzzy face said...

FIGHT!

Anonymous said...

fuck you and your +1 button COMANECHI ROOLZ LOLLOL

Anonymous said...

this is related to the 'correspondance' with Comm over at the SFC pr page? fucking lol, truly inspired trolling on the part of mrs M

i liek where this is going...

Anonymous said...

NYPA!

Anonymous said...

what is the full story on this? you used to love these guys, why the 360 and why haven't you blown it out of all proprtion into some kind of mega-feature?

this blog is getting shitter and shitter even when you do bother to update it still. packlondon isn't exactly 'toucutter' level shit either tbh, what happened to the pan?

oh, right - it was literally a flash in the pan and gone

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OLD DIRTY /b/TARD said...

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Anonymous said...

hehe, someone isn't going to like this. DOX? noteable quotes? roro's opinion in all this?

Anonymous said...

ridiculous

Anonymous said...

back into indie territory i see then guys

fuck you FITP is shit and killed a 17 yr old with heroin said...

straight fuck off. you're a shit writer, you must have tried to work at vice but even they thought you were too shit and now your crying because you got laughed off by akiko. she's worth all of you SFC / FITP goons put together. the rest of you belong in jail with mick and andrew. fuck you i won't be reading this blog anymore and will tell all my friends the same because your shit and your boring and liars im going to tell akiko to sue you and that picture is a photoshop i think if you zoom in on the penis' or should i say DILDO - busted dickhead

skorrn mex said...

^^ who the fuck are you? you want a job? you seem to have a lot of bile to spit.

or are you kyo-o? "as is born chojin so to is born the one who can destroy him, the spirit of hate must live within him and he must be taught the ways of makai..."

are you kyo-o? or just some miserable twat we will ignore and see the back of sooner, as long as, that is the fact that you 'won'r ever come back' to our FREE blog which we don't pay ANY MONEY for at all or ever sell anyhing on ever will end bacause one dickhead stopped using it. you're banned anyway, I've got your ip and if you come back I'll hack you or call the police and get them to hack you with their super comouter. warning, you've had your last one.

GHAZGHULL THRAKAAA said...

it's Andrew Moules. fat boring twat stuck with his shitty flat in se london and fifteen screaming kids, will never be anybody. trying to troll us on the FITP blog, pissing into an ocean of piss mate

Anonymous said...

so if we know who it is and we know where his blog is... UNLEASH HELL!

the sfc said...

nobody fucks with the SFC...